Simpsons Inspired Facebook Status |

wondering when will he ever learn… The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on Facebook!

going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for TEN MINUTES.

wondering, what’s the point of going out, we’re just going to end up back here anyway!

in awe! Reading and writing actually paid off!

, unlike most of you, not a nut!

sure that if there’s one thing America needs, it’s more lawyers.

known for his motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!

going to miss you so much. And it’s not just the sex. It’s also the food preparation.

assuring you that it’s not easy juggling a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of Facebook a day.

having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!

Simpsons inspired Facebook Status