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wondering when will he ever learn… The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on Facebook! Tweet

going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for TEN MINUTES. Tweet

wondering, what’s the point of going out, we’re just going to end up back here anyway! Tweet

in awe! Reading and writing actually paid off! Tweet

, unlike most of you, not a nut! Tweet

sure that if there’s one thing America needs, it’s more lawyers. Tweet

known for his motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around! Tweet

going to miss you so much. And it’s not just the sex. It’s also the food preparation. Tweet

assuring you that it’s not easy juggling a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of Facebook a day. Tweet

having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church! Tweet

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