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I have sexdaily!!!….I mean dyslexia….Fuck…. :(

 

What’s brown and funny?…………..Clown sh*t.

 

I love Pandas, they`re so chilled out. They are like Dude, racism is stupid. I`m White, Black, and Asian.

 

my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 

Don’t leave things unfin

 

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit

 

People have been stealing all my stolen jokes on here

 

You are what you eat… THAT’S STRANGE I don’t think I’ve eaten any sexy beasts today…

 

Yo mama so stupid, she didn’t get this joke either.

 

Just got myself a fab tattoo that says “individual”… All my mates have them too!

 

I felt sorry for the hypnotist i saw last night…He hypnotised 7 blokes then tripped over the microphone lead and yelled “f*ck me”

 

What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? C*NT!

 

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