When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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Your school GPA is inversely proportionate to your girlfriend

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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say Are you gonna drink that?

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I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

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All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.

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Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.

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Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.

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I hope life isn

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.