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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

 

Your school GPA is inversely proportionate to your girlfriend

 

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

 

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say Are you gonna drink that?

 

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

 

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.

 

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.

 

Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.

 

I hope life isn

 

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

 

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