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Saturday Facebook Statuses

Friends, fun, laughter and a little bit of rest and relaxation. That’s how I spell WEEKEND. How do you spell weekend?

 

Dear Saturday, you and i have been friends for some time now. I really wish you would come around more often. Once a week is not enough.

 

Just realized SATURDAY has the word TURD in it.

 

Saturday has arrived in full force! Please be advised that there is a slight chance of sleeping in, and the possibility of enjoying it!

 

Quick Someone hit the slow motion button we need to extend Saturday as long as possible!!! HURRY!

 

Attention! Attention! It is Saturday!.. Time to play, relax and have fun..

 

Oh Saturday, sweet Saturday! You are like a cheap hooker at a speed dating party, you start off nice and slow then “BAM!!” you’ve come and gone!!

 

They say everyday is a gift. I wanna know where the gift receipt is so I can exchange Monday for Saturday.

 

Saturday’s rules…. Do whatever you want, wherever you want and with whomever you want!

 

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