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Dont take life too seriously; you wont get out alive anyway. Tweet

Depression n. – Anger without enthusiasm. Tweet

All the things I really like to do are either illegal; immoral; or fattening. Tweet

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dont like? Tweet

The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream. Tweet

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. Tweet

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. Tweet

I feel so miserable without you; it is almost like having you here. Tweet

The grass may be greener on the other side; but at least you dont have to mow it. Tweet

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. Tweet

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