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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog, ( I really mean it) :D

 

Understands what FYI REALLY means…F@#k you idiot!!!

 

Me…Evil? Mean? Well…I blame the economy for my sinful ways…I had to sell my halo to Cash4Gold, times is hard!

 

Aww, did the mean words hurt your feelings…aw, cheer up cupcake!

 

today is the day that i will be 90% random 6% funny 3% mean and the other 1% well that’s a secret.

 

If it rains, go dancing in the rain. If it snows, go dancing in the snow. If there’s a lightning storm, dance with someone taller than you!

 

Don’t test me. You don’t know how far I’ll go to hide the body!

 

Says that Marriage is Cheap,..Divorce is Expensive,..Freedom.. is Priceless!!

 

When I say “I’d hit that” I mean with my car

 

b!tch I’m everything you will never be…and u will only have what i already had!

 

I made a new game. It’s called hide-and-go-f**k-yourself. You go first.

 

Looking at you makes my eyes throw up.

 

What is the meanest thing you can do to a person? First, take out the light bulbs put cling wrap on the bowl of the toilet then wait until someone uses them

 

you may call me mean, I’m not mean, I just say things most people are afraid to. If I hurt your feelings its only because you can’t handle the truth.

 

he is nice, he is funny, he is mine :) (so back off)

 

We should take all the stupid people, round them up, fix them, put them in pens, and use electric pokers on them! :)

 

I like how you do your make up. Do you use a brush or just dip your face in?

 

Awww don’t cry, you look fat when you cry

 

I love how amazing Facebook is…It can make people grow balls they never had. Lol.

 

My momma told me I don’t have to be nice to stupid people.

 

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