This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog, ( I really mean it) :D

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog, ( I really mean it) :D Tweet

Understands what FYI REALLY means…F@#k you idiot!!! Tweet

Me…Evil? Mean? Well…I blame the economy for my sinful ways…I had to sell my halo to Cash4Gold, times is hard! Tweet

Aww, did the mean words hurt your feelings…aw, cheer up cupcake! Tweet

today is the day that i will be 90% random 6% funny 3% mean and the other 1% well that’s a secret. Tweet

If it rains, go dancing in the rain. If it snows, go dancing in the snow. If there’s a lightning storm, dance with someone taller than you! Tweet

Don’t test me. You don’t know how far I’ll go to hide the body! Tweet

Says that Marriage is Cheap,..Divorce is Expensive,..Freedom.. is Priceless!! Tweet

When I say “I’d hit that” I mean with my car Tweet

b!tch I’m everything you will never be…and u will only have what i already had! Tweet

I made a new game. It’s called hide-and-go-f**k-yourself. You go first. Tweet

Looking at you makes my eyes throw up. Tweet

What is the meanest thing you can do to a person? First, take out the light bulbs put cling wrap on the bowl of the toilet then wait until someone uses them Tweet

you may call me mean, I’m not mean, I just say things most people are afraid to. If I hurt your feelings its only because you can’t handle the truth. Tweet

he is nice, he is funny, he is mine :) (so back off) Tweet

We should take all the stupid people, round them up, fix them, put them in pens, and use electric pokers on them! :) Tweet

I like how you do your make up. Do you use a brush or just dip your face in? Tweet

Awww don’t cry, you look fat when you cry Tweet

I love how amazing Facebook is…It can make people grow balls they never had. Lol. Tweet

My momma told me I don’t have to be nice to stupid people. Tweet

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Mean Funny Facebook Status

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog, ( I really mean it) :D Tweet

Understands what FYI REALLY means…F@#k you idiot!!! Tweet

Me…Evil? Mean? Well…I blame the economy for my sinful ways…I had to sell my halo to Cash4Gold, times is hard! Tweet

Aww, did the mean words hurt your feelings…aw, cheer up cupcake! Tweet

today is the day that i will be 90% random 6% funny 3% mean and the other 1% well that’s a secret. Tweet

If it rains, go dancing in the rain. If it snows, go dancing in the snow. If there’s a lightning storm, dance with someone taller than you! Tweet

Don’t test me. You don’t know how far I’ll go to hide the body! Tweet

Says that Marriage is Cheap,..Divorce is Expensive,..Freedom.. is Priceless!! Tweet

When I say “I’d hit that” I mean with my car Tweet

b!tch I’m everything you will never be…and u will only have what i already had! Tweet

I made a new game. It’s called hide-and-go-f**k-yourself. You go first. Tweet

Looking at you makes my eyes throw up. Tweet

What is the meanest thing you can do to a person? First, take out the light bulbs put cling wrap on the bowl of the toilet then wait until someone uses them Tweet

you may call me mean, I’m not mean, I just say things most people are afraid to. If I hurt your feelings its only because you can’t handle the truth. Tweet

he is nice, he is funny, he is mine :) (so back off) Tweet

We should take all the stupid people, round them up, fix them, put them in pens, and use electric pokers on them! :) Tweet

I like how you do your make up. Do you use a brush or just dip your face in? Tweet

Awww don’t cry, you look fat when you cry Tweet

I love how amazing Facebook is…It can make people grow balls they never had. Lol. Tweet

My momma told me I don’t have to be nice to stupid people. Tweet

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Understands what FYI REALLY means…F@#k you idiot!!! Tweet

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Looking at you makes my eyes throw up. Tweet

he is nice, he is funny, he is mine :) (so back off) Tweet

Awww don’t cry, you look fat when you cry Tweet

My momma told me I don’t have to be nice to stupid people. Tweet