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Anyone else hate tomatoes but like ketchup? Tweet

People who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like. Tweet

The awkward moment when you pretend die infront of your pet…and they don’t move. Tweet

A brunet and a red head are talking. Brunet : A blond died in a helicopter accident last week. Red head : How? Brunet : he got cold and turned off the big fan. Tweet

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. But fucking legends like me don’t discuss anything, we just drink !! Tweet

My attitude comes in two sizes….Extra large and OH MY GOD. Tweet

Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, its a great day . Tweet

Don’t get my personality and my attitude twisted, because my personality is me and my attitude depends on you . Tweet

I don’t try to be awesome..awesomeness tries to be mine. Tweet

Life thought it had me down, but I picked myself up, dusted myself off and asked ….Is that ALL you got ? Tweet

I am the sum of my experiences, good and bad, they have made who I am today, so I live a happy person with no regrets and a little more wisdom each day… Tweet

If the left side of the brain controls the right side of the body and vice versa… then only left handed people are in their right minds. Tweet

If you have haters, you must be doing something right. Don’t HATE the HATERS, Love them. Their just Making you famous. Tweet

Some people have to realise that the whole world does NOT revolve around THEM, that other people have a life to live and they aren’t number 1 on everyone’s list ! Tweet

Someone asked me….Are you Single?…..I said…..NO I am in a relationship with FREEDOM. Tweet

Your thoughts and actions are what makes you who you are. People either love you or hate you. But you shouldn’t change who you are, unless its court ordered . Tweet

Common sense is a sense which is not common to all. Tweet

Why do some people think they are better than the rest of us ? There’s nothing special about looking down on others, it only shows your ugliness . Tweet

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I love you because we hate the same stuff. Tweet

Anyone else hate tomatoes but like ketchup? Tweet

People who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like. Tweet

The awkward moment when you pretend die infront of your pet…and they don’t move. Tweet

A brunet and a red head are talking. Brunet : A blond died in a helicopter accident last week. Red head : How? Brunet : he got cold and turned off the big fan. Tweet

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. But fucking legends like me don’t discuss anything, we just drink !! Tweet

My attitude comes in two sizes….Extra large and OH MY GOD. Tweet

Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, its a great day . Tweet

Don’t get my personality and my attitude twisted, because my personality is me and my attitude depends on you . Tweet

I don’t try to be awesome..awesomeness tries to be mine. Tweet

Life thought it had me down, but I picked myself up, dusted myself off and asked ….Is that ALL you got ? Tweet

I am the sum of my experiences, good and bad, they have made who I am today, so I live a happy person with no regrets and a little more wisdom each day… Tweet

If the left side of the brain controls the right side of the body and vice versa… then only left handed people are in their right minds. Tweet

If you have haters, you must be doing something right. Don’t HATE the HATERS, Love them. Their just Making you famous. Tweet

Some people have to realise that the whole world does NOT revolve around THEM, that other people have a life to live and they aren’t number 1 on everyone’s list ! Tweet

Someone asked me….Are you Single?…..I said…..NO I am in a relationship with FREEDOM. Tweet

Your thoughts and actions are what makes you who you are. People either love you or hate you. But you shouldn’t change who you are, unless its court ordered . Tweet

Common sense is a sense which is not common to all. Tweet

Why do some people think they are better than the rest of us ? There’s nothing special about looking down on others, it only shows your ugliness . Tweet

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I love you because we hate the same stuff. Tweet

Anyone else hate tomatoes but like ketchup? Tweet

My attitude comes in two sizes….Extra large and OH MY GOD. Tweet

I don’t try to be awesome..awesomeness tries to be mine. Tweet

Common sense is a sense which is not common to all. Tweet