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Washing your hands – sleeve starts falling down – NOOOOOOO! Tweet

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Mom: You’re all dressed up !! Where are you going ?? Tweet

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the… :P Tweet

If money grew on trees – girls wouldn’t mind dating monkeys :D Tweet

Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain… Tweet

If swimming is an exerciser explain whales to me. Tweet

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.. Tweet

I have finally figured out why I can’t lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, “for extra volume and body.” Tweet

Even if you live your life as a open book, people will still wonder which pages have secret messages. Tweet

For every girl without a guy, there`s a guy without a girl. Tweet

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. Tweet

I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others! Tweet

You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone. Tweet

The awkward moment when you know you shouldn`t laugh, but you do.. Tweet

I am a star, so when you see me, make a wish. Tweet

I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house. Tweet

That awkward moment, when you wake up with one sock on. Tweet

Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping does.. Tweet

I`m not single. I`m in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom. Tweet

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Mom: You’re all dressed up !! Where are you going ?? Tweet

Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain… Tweet

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You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone. Tweet

I am a star, so when you see me, make a wish. Tweet

That awkward moment, when you wake up with one sock on. Tweet

Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping does.. Tweet

Don`t you know it`s rude to talk while I`m interrupting? Tweet