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If swimming is an exerciser explain whales to me.

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters..

I have finally figured out why I can’t lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, “for extra volume and body.”

For every girl without a guy, there`s a guy without a girl.

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

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I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!

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The awkward moment when you know you shouldn`t laugh, but you do..

I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house.

That awkward moment, when you wake up with one sock on.

Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping does..

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