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Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!

 

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

 

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to go away.

 

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

 

Never forgets a face..but in your case I’ll make an exception!

 

Dreams of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

 

Never make eye contact while eating a banana..

 

You’re not an ugly person. You’re an exceptionally beautiful monkey.

 

Love is like fire. It can warm your heart, but it can also burn your house down.

 

I’m a nobody. Nobody’s perfect. So I guess that makes me perfect.

 

Not smoking also leads to death.

 

Forgive your enemies. It annoys them to no end.

 

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