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Why does paper beat rock? if you hold a paper in front of your face and i throw a rock at it who wins?

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If bar tenders aren’t allowed to sell alcohol to drunk people, then McDonald’s shouldn’t be allowed to sell food to fat people.

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My friend has just updated his status saying. Is balancing on the edge of a cliff.. So i poked him.

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I’m the kind of person who bumps into inanimate objects, says, Oops, I’m sorry. And doesn’t stop to ask himself why he’s talking to a wall.

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who says oops

Next time someone presses the elevator button you’ve already pressed, act totally impressed and tell them they did it waaaay better than you..

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thinks that facebook should change the status question from “what’s on your mind?” to “what’s your problem today?”

Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money. Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.

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Math questions are so stupid! They’re like “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?” Oh I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?

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Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside ..So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

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It’s raining, It’s pouring. Facebook is boring. I’m bored to death, I’m going to bed, hopefully we’ll meet in the morning!

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Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It`s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired..

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That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and you end up walking in the same direction.

Why do you talk so fast?” “Why do you listen so slow?”

I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

Life is hard normally, but its harder if you are Stupid.

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Hey, I found your Nose, it was in my business again.

Never Say Neverrr, you just said it twice ?

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Why does paper beat rock? if you hold a paper in front of your face and i throw a rock at it who wins?

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If bar tenders aren’t allowed to sell alcohol to drunk people, then McDonald’s shouldn’t be allowed to sell food to fat people.

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My friend has just updated his status saying. Is balancing on the edge of a cliff.. So i poked him.

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I’m the kind of person who bumps into inanimate objects, says, Oops, I’m sorry. And doesn’t stop to ask himself why he’s talking to a wall.

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Next time someone presses the elevator button you’ve already pressed, act totally impressed and tell them they did it waaaay better than you..

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Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money. Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.

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Math questions are so stupid! They’re like “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?” Oh I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?

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Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside ..So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

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It’s raining, It’s pouring. Facebook is boring. I’m bored to death, I’m going to bed, hopefully we’ll meet in the morning!

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Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It`s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired..

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That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and you end up walking in the same direction.

Why do you talk so fast?” “Why do you listen so slow?”

I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

Life is hard normally, but its harder if you are Stupid.

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Hey, I found your Nose, it was in my business again.

Never Say Neverrr, you just said it twice ?

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