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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals. Tweet

I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”. Tweet

What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?! Tweet

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos. Tweet

I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh? Tweet

You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take. Tweet

So many stupid people, and so few asteroids. Tweet

Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth.. Tweet

People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative! Tweet

He slides into second with a stand up double. Tweet

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else.. Tweet

I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot? Tweet

An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through. Tweet

My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals. Tweet

I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”. Tweet

What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?! Tweet

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos. Tweet

I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh? Tweet

You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take. Tweet

So many stupid people, and so few asteroids. Tweet

Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth.. Tweet

People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative! Tweet

He slides into second with a stand up double. Tweet

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else.. Tweet

I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh? Tweet

You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take. Tweet

So many stupid people, and so few asteroids. Tweet

Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth.. Tweet

People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative! Tweet

He slides into second with a stand up double. Tweet