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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

 

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I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

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I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?

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You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.

So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.

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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

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People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!

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He slides into second with a stand up double.

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