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I wrote swag on a sticky not and stuck it to my light switch. Now every morning I can get up, stretch and then go and turn my swag on.

 

Would like to remind you that amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

 

The next time you see me smiling at you for no apparent reason, you may want to reconsider approaching me, for chances are I am up to no good! Fair Warning!!!

 

Do I turn left, when nothing is right? Or do I turn right, when there?s nothing left?

 

Hard work never kills you… it just keeps you away from Facebook…

 

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 spot the miskate.

 

Speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

 

Why do tears come rushing when you are so hurt? Coz it’s the only way your eyes can speak when your lips can’t explain how things made your feelings broken.

 

Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need.

 

Either you control your attitude or it controls you..

 

LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.

 

People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance.

 

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