I wrote swag on a sticky not and stuck it to my light switch. Now every morning I can get up, stretch and then go and turn my swag on.
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I wrote swag on a sticky not and stuck it to my light switch. Now every morning I can get up, stretch and then go and turn my swag on.
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Would like to remind you that amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
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The next time you see me smiling at you for no apparent reason, you may want to reconsider approaching me, for chances are I am up to no good! Fair Warning!!!
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Do I turn left, when nothing is right? Or do I turn right, when there?s nothing left?
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Hard work never kills you… it just keeps you away from Facebook…
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1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 spot the miskate.
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Speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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Why do tears come rushing when you are so hurt? Coz it’s the only way your eyes can speak when your lips can’t explain how things made your feelings broken.
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