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Wants to know what the 1st person was doing when they decided to squeeze a cows udders and drink the white stuff that came out??? Tweet

Oka. there were 21 fish A fish tank. 13 Drowned. How many were left? Stop counting and tell me Sunshine. How can fishies drown? (: Tweet

Wolves are like me: misunderstood. Beautiful and wild, never able to be tamed, the epitome of freedom. All we want is to be accepted and loved for who we are. Tweet

Wonders why people always try to get cats out of trees… How many cat skeletons have you seen in trees? Tweet

This cat, is cat, a cat, great cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, someone cat, busy cat, for cat, a cat, couple cat, seconds cat! Now read without cat! :D Tweet

A horse is eleven-hundred pounds of raw muscle, power, and grace between your legs! It’s something you just can’t get from a pet hamster! Tweet

Support your local P.E.T.A… people eating tasty animals Tweet

Has anyone ever used the excuse “I can’t get up, the cat is sitting on me.” to get out of doing something? I have, and it works!! Tweet

Whatever the animal abuser does to the animal, should happen to the person! Who agrees? Tweet

if you put a cow upside down and make it laugh will milk come out of its nose Tweet

Two cows are standing on farm, eating hay. The first cow says “moo” The second cow says “that’s funny, i was just about to say that Tweet

i am a duck… meow! Tweet

what is kind, caring, smart, loves me till no end, trust worthy,and will NEVER tell my secrets… my one and only DOG :) he is my best friend till the end<3 Tweet

Home is where the bark is. Tweet

is wondering about the person who first discovered you could milk a cow. What did they originally think they were doing to the cow?? Tweet

If you met my dog you would understand why pets are NOT replaceable Tweet

wants to know if ants fart? Tweet

Bad monkey,no banana. Tweet

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Wants to know what the 1st person was doing when they decided to squeeze a cows udders and drink the white stuff that came out??? Tweet

Oka. there were 21 fish A fish tank. 13 Drowned. How many were left? Stop counting and tell me Sunshine. How can fishies drown? (: Tweet

Wolves are like me: misunderstood. Beautiful and wild, never able to be tamed, the epitome of freedom. All we want is to be accepted and loved for who we are. Tweet

Wonders why people always try to get cats out of trees… How many cat skeletons have you seen in trees? Tweet

This cat, is cat, a cat, great cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, someone cat, busy cat, for cat, a cat, couple cat, seconds cat! Now read without cat! :D Tweet

A horse is eleven-hundred pounds of raw muscle, power, and grace between your legs! It’s something you just can’t get from a pet hamster! Tweet

Support your local P.E.T.A… people eating tasty animals Tweet

Has anyone ever used the excuse “I can’t get up, the cat is sitting on me.” to get out of doing something? I have, and it works!! Tweet

Whatever the animal abuser does to the animal, should happen to the person! Who agrees? Tweet

if you put a cow upside down and make it laugh will milk come out of its nose Tweet

Two cows are standing on farm, eating hay. The first cow says “moo” The second cow says “that’s funny, i was just about to say that Tweet

i am a duck… meow! Tweet

what is kind, caring, smart, loves me till no end, trust worthy,and will NEVER tell my secrets… my one and only DOG :) he is my best friend till the end<3 Tweet

Home is where the bark is. Tweet

is wondering about the person who first discovered you could milk a cow. What did they originally think they were doing to the cow?? Tweet

If you met my dog you would understand why pets are NOT replaceable Tweet

wants to know if ants fart? Tweet

Bad monkey,no banana. Tweet

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Support your local P.E.T.A… people eating tasty animals Tweet

i am a duck… meow! Tweet

Home is where the bark is. Tweet

wants to know if ants fart? Tweet

Bad monkey,no banana. Tweet