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Wants to know what the 1st person was doing when they decided to squeeze a cows udders and drink the white stuff that came out???

 

Oka. there were 21 fish A fish tank. 13 Drowned. How many were left? Stop counting and tell me Sunshine. How can fishies drown? (:

 

Wolves are like me: misunderstood. Beautiful and wild, never able to be tamed, the epitome of freedom. All we want is to be accepted and loved for who we are.

 

Wonders why people always try to get cats out of trees… How many cat skeletons have you seen in trees?

 

This cat, is cat, a cat, great cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, someone cat, busy cat, for cat, a cat, couple cat, seconds cat! Now read without cat! :D

 

A horse is eleven-hundred pounds of raw muscle, power, and grace between your legs! It’s something you just can’t get from a pet hamster!

 

Support your local P.E.T.A… people eating tasty animals

 

Has anyone ever used the excuse “I can’t get up, the cat is sitting on me.” to get out of doing something? I have, and it works!!

 

Whatever the animal abuser does to the animal, should happen to the person! Who agrees?

 

if you put a cow upside down and make it laugh will milk come out of its nose

 

Two cows are standing on farm, eating hay. The first cow says “moo” The second cow says “that’s funny, i was just about to say that

 

i am a duck… meow!

 

what is kind, caring, smart, loves me till no end, trust worthy,and will NEVER tell my secrets… my one and only DOG :) he is my best friend till the end<3

 

Home is where the bark is.

 

is wondering about the person who first discovered you could milk a cow. What did they originally think they were doing to the cow??

 

If you met my dog you would understand why pets are NOT replaceable

 

wants to know if ants fart?

 

Bad monkey,no banana.

 

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