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I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

 

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

 

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

 

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.

 

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.

 

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.

 

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.

 

I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.

 

I drink to forget I drink.

 

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

 

There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

 

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

 

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.

 

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

 

Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.

 

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

 

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.

 

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

 

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend !!!!

 

This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.

 

I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.

 

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.

 

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

 

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.

 

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.

 

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