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When you look into my eyes, what do you honestly see. Do they sparkle like they used to? Cus it seems like they drifted off with the tears I’ve cried..
I put on a mask, I hide the pain. I force a smile, I shove the sadness away. I walk around on the outside, while I die on the inside.
When everyone needed someone i was there for everyone,
Note to self: Don’t bother to find a status reflecting your pain… Clearly no-one gives a shit.
ever felt like you didn’t belong- anywhere, didn’t Exist, or an Outsider? Or ALL 3?
I guess its time to put on a happy face and pretend everything is fine and dandy…
after the past few days I need a big stiff drink and a friend…
wonders when their day will come…
is sad and happy the same time, in love…not alone… but at the same time.. so lonely… missing the one person who can put a smile on my face rite about now
I’m so sick of speaking words that no one understands,I can hear you in a whisper,But you can’t even hear me screaming…
Being sad doesn’t mean that you’re weak, it means that you’ve been strong for far too long </3
If you like my status I will…
Send you a funny good night text message tonight.
Give you a chance to learn my best trick.
Write 3 best qualities of you on your wall.
I will tell you what celebrity do you remind me of?
Offer you a free ride on my sports car.
Kiss you.
Hug you.
Invite you on my birthday.
Rate your sense of humor from 0-10.
Send you a “I love you” teddy bear.
Like this status and ill explain you in a single word ♥
Like your status everyday.
Share my secret with you.
Rate your personality from 1-5
Like my status and I will…
- Tell you a joke
- Solve your mystery
- Rate you for your look
- Give you the correct answer of impossible quiz
- Offer you a movie show
- Never fart again
- Never like your status
I almost forgot! What is your age?
[] 7-10
[] 13
[] 14-17
[] 18
[] 19-22
[] 23-29
[] 30+
[] 40+
[] 50+
[] You dumb, how you dare to forget my age.
What celebrity do I look like? LMS quiz
[] Tom Cruise
[] Obama
[] Kim Kardashian
[] Marlin Monroe
[] Bruce Wills
[] Charlie Chaplin
[] Mr. Bean
[] Megan Fox
[] Britney Spears
[] Pity on you
If you were an animal, you would be…
[] Teddy Bear
[] Gorilla
[] Tiger
[] Sparrow
[] Fox
[] Dolphin
[] Shark
[] Snake
[] Panda
[] what kind of question is this?
Which do you care about more…?
- My studies
- My family
- My boyfriend/girlfriend
- My career
- My job
- My wife/husband
- Money
- My friends
- My hobbies
- Who care?
What do you like on my Timeline?
- Funny photos
- Funny Facebook statuses
- One liner jokes
- Video clips
- New stories
- Love quotes
- Quotes about life
- Your Timeline is a piece of crap.
LMS for a correct Answer!
I’d ____ you;
[] Kick
[] Dumb
[] Remember
[] Forget
[] Like
[] Love
[] Miss
[] Fun with
[] Ignore
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
In dog beers, I’ve only had one.